New Beginnings - Bullshit

Bull shit, just fucking utter bull shit. I don't want to do this fucking blog. But dang nabbit I need to rant somewhere. I'm apart of the Fresh off the Film world. My name is Bryan Brooks. I like movies, building stuff, porn, obscene amounts of alcohol, and loud music.

This must sound like I'm a travesty to society. In reality, for film I like Comedies and Musicals. For building stuff, I enjoy carpentry. For porn, I only go for Production Value (You know, nice lighting, good acting). For Alcohol, I drink loads of Grand Marnier. And for loud music I enjoy Classical, Rock, Canadian Rock, some Gypsy Jazz, Rockibilly, etc, etc. So I sound destructive; however, there's more than meets the eye.

I've had Two girlfriends, and have been cheated on 3 times (probably more that I don't know about). So, currently the thought of girl friends is out of the question. Women are fucked.
I know that sounds unfair. Because men are just as fucking stupid. But I can relate to that stupidity. So fuck you.

I used to draw, then I started drinking.

I enjoy driving around.

I'm currently in the Film Biz. which is pretty awesome. Tons a' fun. Went to college for that shit. Came out with a short film (comedy musical) that is currently being denied to every festival on the North American Film Festival circuit. I'm pretty excited though that one of the festivals I spent $400 on will accept it. Or even if the one of the ones that denied my film sent the film back to me. That would be nice.

I have a weird family.

My talents lie in making other people happy even at my own expense, Acting, Photography, drinking lots, having people walking all over me, going on bad dates, being horrible in bed, winning at GoldenEye 007 for the N64, playing the guitar, drawing, making elderly people happy, opening presents at Christmas, listening to others/being a shoulder to cry on, and adventuring into the woods.

The only thing I could marry is Science.

That's all that I can think to tell you about for now. I didn't really have any thing to go on about. But I needed to start somewhere. A New Beginning to a blog seemed fitting.

Your Friend,
Bryan