No, not the African American Eyed Pees, that Paul McCartney one, Tonight Goodnight or Goodnight Tonight or some shit. ANYWAYS, It's Canada vs. russia and I want Canada to break them.
Now I'm a man of peace. I enjoy people getting along. But the Russians aren't people. It's just by mere coincidence that I fought a russian a couple months back and broke my hand. This has nothing to do with my hate for russia.
So right now I'm sitting down with a Rye (canadian whiskey) & Ginger with my brand new Ukulele I just bought.
YES 5-1 for Canada, Fuck you Boris from GoldenEye.
Sometimes I think wonder what it would have been like if Winston Churchill had invaded Russia after WWII. (wiki: operation Unthinkable)
SWEET 6-1.
So anyhoo I got this Uke today. Like 55 bucks for an instrument. Why not? Something new to conquer. It's really quite fun. I just want to go out in the sun with it. To bad I can't just yet.
K its now some how 7-3 for Canada.
Some other thoughts. Billy Zane. You are the best worst actor of all time. You are not good. But I like you for some reason. You should get into more Hollywood films. Your last one was with Uwe Boll. Really? Alright, you were in the Titanic. So I forgive you. But I think when I see you Billy Zane it reminds me, reminds me that there's a bald person inside all of us. Deep down inside.
Anyways I'll keep you up dated with my Uke skills.
Your Friend,
Bryan
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